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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Posted 1 day ago

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

Posted 3 days ago

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala)

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To be, …OR NAH?
William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai)

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fuckyeahdiomedes:

landofrhymeandprisms:

pacific rim is literally just a fucking remake of space jam

endgame is the protagonist and their team up against a team of aliens trying to get an object in a hoop

it’s the same fuck damn movie how’d they get away with this

here you go

(Source: primadokamagica)

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micdotcom:

Aziz Ansari just came out as a feminist with one perfect analogy

During his appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday night, the comedian made it very clear where he stands on the issue of gender equality: He supports it and thinks you should, too.

"That’s not how words work"

This guy!!!! My love for Aziz is ever growing

(Source: mattsgifs)

Posted 1 week ago

pumpkinthot:

freshmouthgoddess:

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

Jackie Chan is us !!

best thing i’ve read all week

Posted 1 week ago

latinobussy:

Queen of rhythm